I’m boycotting all heterosexual weddings.
How utterly absurd to celebrate an institution that I am banned from in most of the country. It puzzles me, truth be told, that wedding invitations deluge me. Does a vegan frequent summer pig roasts? Do devout evangelicals crash couple-swapping parties? Do undocumented immigrants march in Minuteman rallies?
Heterosexual ladies and gentlemen, please. Don’t mail me that wedding invitation. It’s going straight to the bin.
I’m not a gay-rights activist. But now I’m a conscientious objector to all heterosexual weddings. It’s less activism than common sense. Why should I financially subsidize and emotionally invest in a ritual that excludes me in all but five states (and the District of Columbia)?
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Atheist’s Concerns
Some Assembly Required (via azspot) (via marco)
We’re so fucked. Fire the incumbents!
Blackout:Our local Fred Meyer (grocery store) puts a blackout censorship cover thing over Cosmopolitan.
Ok, Cosmo can be a little racy at times but… really? We’re afraid of Cosmo now?
I’m tempted to put it over Paula Deen’s terrifying visage instead.
I mean, protect the children and all, but I’m just saying if we can’t learn a man’s top ten secret sex secrets, then there aren’t going to BE any more children, if you get my drift.