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Our local Fred Meyer (grocery store) puts a blackout censorship cover thing over Cosmopolitan.
Ok, Cosmo can be a little racy at times but… really?  We’re afraid of Cosmo now?
I’m tempted to put it over Paula Deen’s terrifying visage instead.
I mean, protect the children and all, but I’m just saying if we can’t learn a man’s top ten secret sex secrets, then there aren’t going to BE any more children, if you get my drift.

stevenf:

Blackout:

Our local Fred Meyer (grocery store) puts a blackout censorship cover thing over Cosmopolitan.

Ok, Cosmo can be a little racy at times but… really? We’re afraid of Cosmo now?

I’m tempted to put it over Paula Deen’s terrifying visage instead.

I mean, protect the children and all, but I’m just saying if we can’t learn a man’s top ten secret sex secrets, then there aren’t going to BE any more children, if you get my drift.